Confessions of an old newspaper!

“Aaaaah!”, screamed the new kid in town. Then suddenly the man with the twirled moustache screamed out to the woman in the saree, “Meena, can you get me the tape, I accidentally tore a page in today’s newspaper.”. The woman in the saree, brought the tape and handed it over to the man. As she was handing over the tape she said, “Wonder why do you want to tape those pieces of the newspaper together! All the news that comes in the…